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PZ Myers skriver om en dommer i Lousiana som ikke vil gifte par med ulik rase:

A Louisiana justice of the peace said he refused to issue a marriage license to an interracial couple out of concern for any children the couple might have. Keith Bardwell, justice of the peace in Tangipahoa Parish, says it is his experience that most interracial marriages do not last long.

"I'm not a racist. I just don't believe in mixing the races that way," Bardwell told the Associated Press on Thursday. "I have piles and piles of black friends. They come to my home, I marry them, they use my bathroom. I treat them just like everyone else."

Sjarmerende fyr. "Jeg har mange X venner", eller "noen av mine beste venner er X" har blitt klisjeer på linje med "jeg er ikke X, men ...". "Jeg lar X bruke doen min" er en forholdsvis ny variant.