torsdag 5. februar 2009

"Rock out with your cock out"

Jeg kom over en tråd full av morsomme en-linjers-rim på Something Awful, og bestemte meg for at jeg skulle bevare de morsomste for ettertida:

Rock out with your cock out
Roll out with your hole out!
Jump out with your hump out
Prance with your lance
jam out with your clam out

Hang out with your wang out
chill out with your bill out
Chump out with your stump out
Kick out with your dick out
I will wig out with my twig out

Jetski with your tits free
Lapse out with your flaps out
spin out with your pin out
munch out with your bunch out
Chill out with your drill out

Weed out with your steed out
Poke a fella wit' yo' umbrella
Get take out while you make out
Jump out with your pump out
Stick your innuendo in her end-o

Practice Domination with her abomination
Scuba out with your tuba out!
dance on the ground and wave your genitals around
tango with your wango
Be all callous with your phallus

Flame out with your shame out
Shimmy about with your jimmy out
Roll out with your mole out
Bong out with your dong out
pass out with your ass out

2 kommentarer:

Carsten sa...

Er du selv goon?

Jeg har mødt mange lingvister som er enten goons eller anonymous - måske vores profession bare ER mere nørdet end andre, og derfor også indeholder flere goons, anons og LUEsers..

Panne sa...

Hehe, ja jeg er goon :) Fikk en account til jul av broren min!